[ancient egyptian dude sees another dude painting hieroglyphics] oh man you made anubis look super hot, are you open for commissions
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I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up
Quick question clock, what the fuck.
You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video
I’m sorry about this
The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect
Holy shit
Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!
“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest
harry potter is late for class
hurry, potter!
so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.
just wow…
fun fact! while that move is mainly for show now, it originated from when we used horses in wars and battles so they trained the horses to do this and absolutely obliterate anyone behind them
(yes that means someone would be on the horse while it does this)
blo:
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.
I need a miracle
I would love a miracle
I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.
good sleep n happy times if u please
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1
Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery
But what about violet?
She has BLACK hair
Because genes don’t just come from your parents. Her grandmother might have had black hair, you don’t know.
or she dyed it!! like the goth lil teen she is
She has the dominant goth genes, dash has all the flawed recessive preppy genes
edgy cartoon theory: blocked
It amuses me when small-town real estate listings say things are within walking distance. Literally everything is within walking distance. Your town is three streets and then you hit wilderness filled with bears.
Important variation: Your mountain town is only three streets but the two interestctions are 12 miles apart due to the hilarious flailing of municipal organizations in the face of inconveinient geography. Everything is still full of bears.
rabies self dx’d vs interests: cannibalism
WHAT THE FUCK? Please delete this and don’t vague my boyfriend
shut the fuck up ted bundy i call the fucking shots here on kinnie tumblr
