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doshirakqueen:

gods-little-punk:

officialfist:

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

IT EXPIRES TOMORROW YALL BETTER REBLOG WHILE YALL CAN!!!

paperfury:

Me: [sees a book]

Brain: you need it

Me: I have more books than I can read alrea–

Brain: but what if you run out

Me: ok wow you’re so right

therebloggening:

foxpost-generator:

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

What a beautiful octopus.

tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

furriesfortrump:

raccooninthegirlslockerroom:

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

candygarnet:

sailorbrazil:

oh my god…

i read this as “cowboy limbo” and i imagined cowboys walking under the cow like a limbo bar

the44th:

urban-emo:

q33r:

yourperfectlittleanarchist:

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing

Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard

The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes.

gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

updogonline:

riotlion:

prhynefisher:

theartofangirling:

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them”

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

trashfirefallon:

validcriticism:

trashfirefallon:

validcriticism:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.

Update. I’m hammered.

Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.

Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am

Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???

Have you checked if you’re alive?

Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.

So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife?

im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet

This entire thread is a big ass mood