aboxfullofocs:

silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

I accept this headcannon.

vainvaihe:

vainvaihe:

vainvaihe:

Me: a poor New Driver just trying to switch lanes

The asshole behind me that has decided I am Not Valid and must be stopped:

@ people reblogging this with “i’m the asshole”

me: a man behind me almost caused an accident, he is an asshole, do not drive like him

yall: lol! relatable!!! me! im the asshole!! ive put people in danger before!!! relatable!!!!!

w33d-witch:

Media: It’s so hot! Sweltering!! Record breaking heat unlike anything we’ve ever seen!!! Who could have possibly predicted this???

Climatologists:

itsallavengers:

Peter: You think when I die I’ll get to Valhalla?

Thor: Courageous of you to think I will ever allow you to die on my watch

general psa:

adhdkirabraginsky:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

masterkvothe:

vergak:

Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression

fyeahmovies:

Heather, my love, there’s a new sheriff in town.

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys:

pete-wetzel:

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

viparious:

thisboyinabinder:

osterfields:

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

c-rowteeth:

neoperks:

PEAS 🦆

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.