moonlandingwasfaked:

bapouro:

@ y’all

goodenoughforjazz:

adventuresofpeanut:

she screm

Yup. Its that time of year again lads.

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

patrickat:

rowdyholtzy:

jturn:

lesbianrey:

good job everyone

we’re doing great guys keep it up

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

as the french say, merci goku

taylorsvivt:

Taylor Swift for Harper’s Bazaar US (2018)

glumshoe:

argumate:

warpedellipsis:

glumshoe:

I hate when bird parents get mad at me for rescuing their children.

Don’t want me touching your kid? Fine, YOU crawl down there and use YOUR super-dexterous hands with opposable thumbs to gently lift your son out of this window-well. Oh, you can’t do that? Then shut up and stop swooping me, you ungrateful leftover dinosaurs.

when dinosaur is both an insult and accurate

I missed the fact you said bird parents and thought this was about the kids at summer camp

bird camp, which is for birds,

iwilleatyourenglish:

me emerging from my hole to loudly complain

acelaces:

Eduardo and his creator Nina Valarosa