bettycrockersbitch:

dicaeopolis:

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

sympolite:

therealsmokingleather:

thecringeandwincefactory:

tranarchist:

Deported to where?

A lot of people in the notes are assuming that Trump is being dumb for saying that people should specifically be deported for protesting injustices perpetuated by the American government, while missing the broader point of what he’s saying and why:

If you do “un-American” and “treasonous” things like protest, you should be exiled from the country. A staggering amount of people in America believe this – that you should “love America or leave it” – and Trump is absolutely signalling his virtues to his most ardent supporters here.

trickerydickerydock:

ragnarokgay:

trickerydickerydock:

ragnarokgay:

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall