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TOM HOLLAND 

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“You really are perfectly situated, Tom.”

“How so?”

“Well, you’ve basically made your A-list bones as Spider-man, which means that for the rest of your life you get to be jumping up and down in photo shoots.”

“Is…is that a good thing?”

“It’ll destroy your knees by the time you’re forty but just think of the shoots you’ll get. All action, all the time.”

“So what should I do?”

“Invest in hair gel.”

“About…about the knees.”

“Oh! Nothing. The decay of cartilage comes for us all.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans Tom Holland on his Life Choices]