Tom Hiddleston + being aware of internet things about him

Duo from Duolingo is an owl that teaches languages and encourages his students to study with increasingly ominous messages. There is little information given on where Duo has come from, but his demonic and threatening nature ties him to another teacher owl, Stolas. Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands 26 demon legions, and teaches astronomy. Should Duo be a descendent of Stolas, he would be royalty in hell and likely holds immense power. In this essay i will

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

thegingerwitch:

my-abibliophobia:

To sum up this book in a single sentence – “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur.

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it.

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

Sounds like Drunk History.

asgardodinsons:

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

micaxiii:

transmanrichardstrand:

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

#they are also the pioneers of language change which is natural and constant

did-you-kno:

James Earl Jones once traveled across the United States and used his legendary Darth Vader voice to talk to truck drivers on his CB radio… but it freaked them out so much, he had to stop doing it. Source

sudden-arboreal-stop:

zelsbels:

nunyabizni:

zelsbels:

oh my god nunya

I bet you didn’t expect that

nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

I sent this to my flatmate and heard her laughing through two walls

imawitchywitch:

daysinstarlight:

There’s a girl wearing a ‘Men have made a lot of bad art’ shirt to the Met. What a power move

https://womenartists.bigcartel.com/products

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

nerdgasrnz:

foxpost-generator:

furrypost-generator:

in all RPG games, the final boss is either your dad, God, or some sort of furry Abomination that everyone draws explicit fan art of

in Greek Mythology™ they are all the same person

With disdainful vendetta in my voice: Zeus…